satanspersonallapdancer:

pemwin:

ladybowtheboo:

asobita-i:

Reblog for the last one

it’s a game show where everyone eats the furniture in a room and tries to see which is made of chocolate

So basically you’re telling me this is the best fucking game ever created

'Do  you see how impressive my chocolate-finding skills are?'

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nollag:

[softly] da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da [stands up on table] some legends are told [starts screaming] soME TURN TO DUST OR TO GOLD [rips off shirt] BUT YOU WILL REMEMBER ME [backflips off table] REMEMBER ME [goes crashing through the window] FOR CENTURIES

Posted 2 hours ago
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Q Are you homophobic? (Anonymous)
A

dynastylnoire:

jadathedirector:

No not at all. I’m don’t ‘support’ the lifestyle, but I don’t hate them, or discriminate against them. Jesus still loves them, so I do too.

the christian way to say you’re homophobic.

Posted 3 hours ago
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ivegotabanana:

kittiezandtittiez:

Dad’s adopted

Mom’s DNA Game is STRONG. 

ivegotabanana:

kittiezandtittiez:

Dad’s adopted

Mom’s DNA Game is STRONG. 

Posted 5 hours ago
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gallows-calibrating:

one time I had this dream that I logged on to amazon and my account had like negative four trillion dollars because i accidentally bought the city of Paris

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ascandalinriverheights:

Making fun of your internet friends like

image

Posted 7 hours ago
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teapayne:

*unplugs 100% charged iphone*

*slides to unlock*

battery 43%

Posted 7 hours ago
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cogging:

my friend told me how electricity is measured and i was like watt

Posted 7 hours ago
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ohlookanimeboys:

When I meet a friend’s friend and they leave us alone together

image

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addelburgh:

farewell

addelburgh:

farewell

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screaming-towards-apotheosis:

sebadasstian-stan:

agentsofthenterprise:

so how about a movie starring Chris Evans, Chris Pine, Chris Hemsworth, and Chris Pratt directed by Christopher Nolan naturally titled The Crisis 

THE CHRISIS

Coming out this Christmas

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hermannsparka:

when you see drama going down in a fandom you aren’t in

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whatwouldtroylerdo:

tyleroakley:

mamebig:

gracehelbig:

troyeroye:

i feel like a proud parent

I always knew Tyler was a top (WINK FACE)

GRACE

Says the lady who asked me to not go too deep.

OoOoOoOo HE GOT YOU THERE, GRACE.

whatwouldtroylerdo:

tyleroakley:

mamebig:

gracehelbig:

troyeroye:

i feel like a proud parent

I always knew Tyler was a top (WINK FACE)

GRACE

Says the lady who asked me to not go too deep.

OoOoOoOo HE GOT YOU THERE, GRACE.

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